Oh WOW I just got to drive my dad's MINI!
AWESOME! What an amazing car. You have to double declutch it from 3rd to 2nd and it's convinced you're freezing all the time so it makes the cabin boiling hot for you whether you want it to or not, but that all adds to the experience. Maybe it just wants people to wear as little as possible in it. But you could never accuse it of ill intentions because it looks so damn cute!